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imbarisaxy:

kunaigirl:

stunningpicture:

My girlfriend is going to be an elementary school teacher. This is her handwriting.

WHAT

She’s a witch

imbarisaxy:

kunaigirl:

stunningpicture:

My girlfriend is going to be an elementary school teacher. This is her handwriting.

WHAT

She’s a witch

mellamelfran:

Arsenal’s Germany trio!
the BFG, the prince and Nemo :D

mellamelfran:

Arsenal’s Germany trio!

the BFG, the prince and Nemo :D

maytheodds:

maytheodds:

this gif looks like a couple o buddies headin on home while the’yre wasted out of their mind and peeta’s just obliterated cause he’s so drunk and katniss is cracking up cause finnick is crying about how he misses annie

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COLLEGE NIGHT OUT

sassyabrahamlincoln:

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot

lovetoflyanditshows:

Famous Viners?

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icyarguments:

And now a message to our boys: You matter. Just because you’re not a bulging beefcake doesn’t mean girls aren’t going to like you, Just because you’re not a thin as a rod doesn’t mean you’re unattractive. Just because your looks doesn’t meet someone’s preference doesn’t mean you’re undateable. If you want to change your appearance you have to accept it first. You’re not weak, you’re not disposable, and you do not deserve to die.

smokecigarettesamongstthestones:

My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything

My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this

My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child

Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug

You probably know what his reaction was

wrinklefucker:

godtie:

fun fact: if a persons body odor smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that any offspring you produce together will have a stronger immune system is greater.

this is fascinating

ONE MORE FOLLOWER OMG :))

posted on October 1st with 2 notes
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the-clone-clubber:

Pluto right now

gbfrankie:

Pluto becoming a planet again has really taught us that if we complain hard enough about something, we can change things, even on a planetary level

sarcastic-snowflake:

So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.”  tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work. 

kiirishima:

GUESS WHOS BACK

kiirishima:

GUESS WHOS BACK

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